Little Jonny's Jokes

Once upon a time, Little Jonny asked his dad:

"Dad, is God Black or White?"

His dad said, "He is both, Jonny."

Then Jonny asked:

"Dad, is God male or female?"

His dad said, "He is both, Jonny."

Then Jonny asked:

"Dad, is God Micheal Jackson?"

Once Jonny was in his class, and his teacher said,

"Class, today's word is DEFENITLY."

Then a girl named Jessica raised her hand and said,

"The sky is DEFENITLY blue!"

The teacher responded,

"No Jessica, the sky can be black, gray, white, or orange (sunset)."

Then Jonny raised his hand and asked,

"Teacher, do farts have lumps?"

The teacher replied, "no.... Jonny..."

Then Jonny said,

"Then I DEFENITLY took a shit in my pants!"

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LMFAO At The Last One...GOOD JOKES!

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This isin't really a Lil' Jonny one, but...

Once there were 2 zebras that were hit by a car and died

One zebra said to the other,

"I wanna ask God, am I a black horse with white stripes, or a white horse with black stripes?"

And so he went to God and asked him.

"God, am I a black horse with white stripes, or a white horse with black stripes?"

God replied, "YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE."

So, the other zebra asked the zebra when he returned, "what did God say?"

And he said "all he said was, 'YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE."

"Oh, so that means your a white horse."

The zebra was shocked. "How do you know?!?!?"

Then the zebra said, "If you were a black horse, God wouda said 'YOU IS WHAT YOU IS.'"

HAH!

lol nice jokes..i like the second one the best

One day there was this little boy named Johny he had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand and asked the teacher "can I go to the bathroom." she said no.

Then 5 mins later he raised his hand and said "damit I have to piss can I go to the bathroom."She said "no not with that mouth."She said now go to the corner and say your a,b,c's.frontwords and backwords

He went to the corner and said "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z"

Then he said "z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,o,n,m,l,k,j,i,h,g,f,e,d,c,b,a"

Then she said "Where is the p."

Lil Johny said "Running down my leg."

WTF? WHY IS THERE A THING DOWN THERE!?!?!?!?!

Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"

"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"

Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag

She reaches her hand in it and says it's round, it's got a stem, and it's got a leaf.

Little Johnny raises his hand and says it's an apple, it's an apple.

Then he says now let me give you one.

He reaches his hand in his pocket and says it's round, it's hard , and it's got a head.

The teacher says Ohh Johnny that's grose.

Little Johnny says no it's a quater but I like the way you're thinking.

Lmao at the quarter one

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